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Get your male cats ‘mengawan’…

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kisah Kemek melucah boleh tengok kat entry lama nih. sakannnnnnnnnnn citer lucah keluar, ke main ramai sorak2 baca yer…

ada yang bagi komen mintak aku letakkan teddy bear, kotlah dia nak buat teddy bear tu modal ‘main’ dia kan. coz Reddy masih small anak dara to be fuc#ed šŸ™‚

perkh pestime aku kena pakai word F in my entry lorrrr

tips untuk pakai teddy bear tak jalan lah. Kemek tak hingin ‘main’ ngan teddy bear tuh pung.

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anw this is Kemek’s cage, tapi Reddy suka paw Iams dia…

bila Reddy makan, jam2 tu lah Kemek pun menebeng masuk sama nak makan

bukan Reddy nya Iams takde kat tpt dia pun, saje lah tu sharing is caring kan…

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the scratch board nih dah jahanam dibuat budak 2 ekor tu. tiangnya sampai tertanggal, ganas gak kucing2 aku ni. kalo dulu aku paksa2 suh Reddy scratching, lepas few weeks aku bebel, dia sendiri dah tau pakai scratch board tuh, nantilah belikan yang baru.

rasanya pakai kain guni lagi molek dok hahahaha

lg jimat

takde risau nak jahanam or kes beli lain.

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that s kemek di atas blanket ku. tau dah modal dia nak melancap camner?

one day dia naik lagi katil aku, tetiba dia keronyok2kan blanket ni, pastu aku terus melompat nak tengok apa dia bikin. rerupanya blanket lah modal utk dia ‘main’. tetiba je badan dia tegang, pastu bila dah abih stim, dia blah. hawau ko Kemek, ngan blanket jugak modal ko nak ehem2 yer.

aku basuh le blanket tu, koser nak pakai balik. kuor idak air mani dia mak tak tau hiks…tp pastu aku letak towel kat cage dia, just in case dia nak melampiaskan napsu kecilnya. tp mmg betul, dia keronyok2 lagi and tegang2 and tonggek2 and goncang2 aluran badan dia n ‘kenyang’

hahahahah

coi tollah!

so korang

parenting tips today, kalau you have male cats yang nak mengawan, campakkan towel to him. itulah modalnya untuk bermesra sementara he gets the right female cats.

wiwittttttttttttttttttttt

aku leh jadi Parenting Cats kay!

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Welcome back to Kuala Lumpur…

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some raya photos with my siblings and mak ajah. my dad tak sihat so malas dia nak ikut pi umah Ayin. as usual, abah tu memang malas sket nak berjalan.

lepak punyalah lama giler, dah kol 1 baru kitorg geti nak balik.

Mak is giving out her ceramah, and so many things. We are marking our calendar now, for something that mak is expecting.

n the rest, kitorg dok gossip citer adik beradik yo lah….

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the little girl dah pandai sket2 ikat rambut sendiri, tapi memang tak kemas langsung yo. so she s doing the hair do to the mom, and me actually struggling to send sms, geram tol Celcom ni dah bape ari asik down jer? jap up jap down. dah 4 ari aku rasa. earlier petang Celcom sent sms saying the network is back on track…

tp still malam tu semua orang bising tak dpt line aku, had to call Sirman to get me.

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biar apa buruk pun anak ko buat kat rambut ko, give her motivation. aku biar je rambut aku dijahanamkan dek gegirl but pastuh, kita repairĀ  lah balik hahahahaa….

ai m not so in the mood to make up pun, sebab pi berjalan umah adik lelaki ku jer. seronok giler lepak ngan deiorg malam tadi, abih memasing ungkit kisah waktu kami bebudak.

mana yang kena bantai dok nakal sangat, mana yang ponteng sekolah pastu kena kejar dek mak ajah hahahaha! setiap satu antara kami ada kenangan pahit di waktu kecil tp bila dah tua ni syok pulak bila dikenang.

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i wonder what s the purpose sirman amik gambo ni. for the wife or for the lampu kuning?? hallo, cant you focus on me?

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she has natural curly hair. cantikkkkkkkkkk sangat. my brother’s daughter, idung dia ke main kekembang kau. at the moment, she s the youngest dalam kelompok cucu mak ajah.

Today, is another journey for my parents, i m bringing them out of kl to visit one of our long distance relatives. n today lots of you are coming back to kl, esok Isnin ramai dah mula kerja from the 1 week raya break. ado ko yang cuti sampai 2 weeks? wow!

sekolah dibuka semula, orang mula masuk kerja

the one thing yang aku paling tak suker but hv to face it…traffic jam.

welcome back warga Kuala Lumpur.

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Twitter, Alpha and Awards in Singapore!

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Reminder to follow me on Twitter, but why?

Coz of ChurpChurp

But why again?

Pergi study sendiri on why and why….better korang buat account twitter cepat than late. coz aku pun dah kira lambat bukak account šŸ™

Tweet me at redmummydotcom kay NOT REDMUMMY. ada orang cilok redmummy, so kena lah aku pakai redmummydotcom.

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this is the template of my blog

the paid background is under advertorial by the client, RM is engaged for a month on the project. The payment? …..definitely smell good šŸ™‚

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but what a coincidence when my side bar of nuffnang’s advertisement is about Project Alpha. And the bottom of it is my participation for the Asia Pacific Blog Awards by Nuffnang too. I m the finalist for Best Parenting Blog. hey, vote vote yeah….

hopefully, by Monday onwards, when all of my readers dah balik bercuti from the long raya break, everyone pulun kati to keep on voting me setiap 2 jam. aku sudah kehilangan beribu2 votes untuk minggu ini coz ramai lagi bercuti raya sakan. so pls pls…support RM.

anw, back to the picture…

Project Alpha is the biggest countdown for RM, since i m the first season blogger participating that. It is confirmed that my trailer and 7 episodes will be out in all online channels (hitz.fm / youtube / Nuffnang) by next week, starting on 2nd October.

So lepas abih dedua Project Alpha and Nuffnang Awards, what is my next stage then?

You tell me…

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My blood go up up up U knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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a nice raya hamper from Kitty’s family to the Red Family

thank you Sha, Sham, kids….we miss Kitty so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

anw

my internet line is like sucking my temper right now. kejap up kejap down. kejap ijau menyala, pastu dia putus2….bila down je line, aku bukan tuju kat TM, aku taji Sirman je..

now it should be back to normal. hopefully.

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