Lalat

Jul 8 2008 Tuesday, 12:00 am

Redmummy’s wishlist…

If i were to put my wish list here, ada ke orang yang nak fulfill my wishlist?

So I will just state my wish list here, and see whether the wish list can be fulfilled via redmummydotcom. If no one give, i will have to get it by myself.

Who knows 🙂

Lalats, before u vomit, please leave this page 😛 . My readers been asking bout my wish list, so why not lah kan aku tempek, right Lilred Farah?

Here it goes…

1. Any famous branded body gel, body wash, lotion

2. Shopping vouchers preferably Isetan or JJ

3. Telekung bersulam merah

4. Set pinggan mangkuk merah, totally red, x famous brand pun x per

5. Red Car – Oh Sirman just got it, so ai tumpang his red WRM lah coz mine is sparkle grey.

6. Casual sling bag, red colour – not from Charles & Keith, coz that one more to file bag. brand murah2 pun x per, i m not brand minded!

7. Anything that comes in Red, Red, Red, Red…yang kecik beso panjang pendek, hapa2 ler. accessories also ai likeeeeeeeeeee!

8. Perfumes, Miniatures, Perfumes, Miniatures, Perfumes, Miniatures, Perfumes, Miniatures, Perfumes, Miniatures, Perfumes, Miniatures, Perfumes, Miniatures, Perfumes, Miniatures, Perfumes, Miniatures, Perfumes, Miniatures, Perfumes, Miniatures, Perfumes, Miniatures, Perfumes, Miniatures, Perfumes, Miniatures….sambung sendiri lah.

9. Lalats to stop visiting my blog. X kiralah lalats yang perasan cantik ke, yang makcik veteren ke, yang kurus kelemping, yang rambut penyapu ke, yang besar gemuk boroi ke, yang perut berangin ke, yang panjang galah mulut puaka ke, yang jelita tapi mulut menyampai ke…… yang aku kenal, yang aku x kenal, yang dok di sana dok di sini, yang single yang dah menjanda, yang bujang terlajak yang duda, yang mak anak 2 mak anak 3 , 4, atau mak anak 7 or yang x geti nak beranak, yg dara tapi dah x berdara, yang mengendap2 baca blog ni….sesiapa sahaja yang punya sifat jahat benci dengki busuk hati bila baca blog ni, ditutupkanlah hati mereka untuk datang ke blog ini. Saya lebih rela hilang 1 reader dari saya didatangi 10 lalats! Siapa Lalats di redmummydotcom? I will talk bout it in the next entry (banyak jenis lalats di RM)

10. Doa berpanjangan dari my readers, wpun kita x mengenali, tp dari doa2 kalian, saya harap umur dan kesihatan saya berpanjangan, 2, 3 ribu yang mendoakan akan menambahkan lagi semangat saya untuk berblogging. 3 ribu yang mendoakan lebih sihat sejahtera hidup saya, dari 5 orang yang berniat untuk menjatuhkan hidup saya, mencaci maki saya, mengumpatkan saya. Allah jua yang membalas doa2 baik anda, dan Allah juga yang membalas lalats wishes. Serasa saya, ramai tidak mahu saya berhenti blogging, ramai juga tidak mahu melihat redmummy.com ditutup begitu sahaja…insyallah. Lagipun yang nak suh aku tersungkuq tutup blog berenti blog si perempuan2 jahanam x guna kat sana tu jer, as u can see in the private blog 🙂

What s the purpose of this wish list, sajer jer hobby, suka ai lah kan nak tempek. n Lalats, saya sudah suruh awak tinggalkan page saya, tapi awak tetap gak nak baca 😛

Thank you for reading this entry….

Is that all? You readers can add this wish list, up to you.

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Category: [ Birthday, Lalat ] 21

Jul 7 2008 Monday, 11:00 am

Road Tax n Nuffnang…

i ve been driving my sparkle grey without the renew tax for the past 3 days 😛

road tax dah ada sejak 2,3 weeks ago, but bisalah kan, dok umah atas langit ni manjang je lupa nak bawak turun ke bawah.

dedulu akulah yang menampal mencabut tp satu sejarah je lah. lepas tu aku x berani lagi dah coz tangan aku agak ngong sket la benda2 yang nak buat jangan bg gigil ni. taulah kan rtax ni kalo ko silap tampal kang tercabut terkoyak bagai…so biar tangan yang lagi arif yang buat

my new look huhuuuuu…aku sanggulkan rambut, tarik sume fringe to the back

we went to take our lunch and lunchkan sekali my sparkle grey, isi minyak daaaaaaa!

well i hv to drive since sirman was busy chatting wt my blogger buddy, pasai nuffnang case lah apa lagik. hallo kawan2 di luar sana dan di dalam sini, tanya soalan2 nnang kat aku mmg silap besarlah. i donno a single thing pun.

my job is typing an entry, i m posting a story in this red blog, sirman is doing all the admin and ads part. the best person to ask is through sirman, tu pasal korang yang tanya pasal nnang bagai via email tu, aku cc kat sirman, he s the right guy to ask not me.

the cheque yes go through him as well, aku kan celebrity blogger, hanya buat kerja, income pun sirman yang jaga mar….

except to those ads yang macam ala2 Friso Gold tu, yes, that s very expensive ads, yang go direct to my pocket. This reminds me to post another 3 special entries for that kind of ads. kalau korang tengok ads yang ala2 friso gold tu kan, ha sendiri pahamlah kan…lelebih lagi kena dok on top of the page for at least 2 days ye. my agreement wt nnang and their client.

tu pasallah kan, kurang ajar jer lah kan lalats yang printing my entries tu nak suh aku stop writing in my own personal blog, u know how much i gain from here?? u bloody lalats! Punya lama aku aman tenteram do my blogging, sitting quietly in my blogging world, aku naik je promotion terus nak buat palat pasal blog aku ye. Masa aku masuk Fear Factor dulu gamaknya depa dah menyumpah. EIiii betullah very the busuk hati dengki, padanlah ko dok takuk tu jer! No wonder ler kisah aku kuor kat TV3 dulu, aku kan cuti, ramai menempek pi tengok kat tv depan tu ha, dalam dendiam envy my life kah? n no wonder la jugak kepoh baca paper Berita Harian bila cerita red diva thingy aku and blog aku ni heboh lam paper, dok memanjat mamak nak dptkan a copy.

Very theeeeee…kak nam bedah kiah sungguh like some said in my new private blog.

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Category: [ Abang, Gegirl, Lalat, Nuffnang, Sirman ] 27

Jul 6 2008 Sunday, 10:00 pm

Pity little boy…

Dear all

i m posting this entry bukan kerana mendapatkan nama, not even to show off bukan jugak untuk menunjukkan kehebatan manusia di manusia lain. tidak ada niat atas semua itu. Ini adalah satu kejadian yang terjadi tanpa disangka, apabila kami kebetulan berada di tempat kejadian. dan saya bertindak bukan kerana nama tetapi kerana sifat kemanusiaan, sifat ibu, sedikit sifat simpati yang Allah berikan pada saya, yang pada sesetengah orang menggelar saya manusia yang paling jahat di muka bumi ini (oh yes, those bitches lalats call me that!)

sewaktu kami di Taman Tenaga on Saturday nite, sirman tengok ada orang ngah ramai2 berpuluh org gak lah tengah sibuk berkumpul, my style ai dont like to get involve, we never know kan…tapi saya ikut gaklah sirman tengok apa yang terjadi coz dengo ada budak menangis. omg, a boy, age lam 3 taun or less tengah meraung menangis bila jari tangannya tersangkut di tempat permainan tu…

the blue shirt is the father trying so hard to take out his boy’s hand. another old chinese man is helping him pecahkan toy’s compartment…but satu yang aku nampak kat sini, si bapa sibuk pecahkan tpt kaca tu tapi tangan kiri peha kiri dok menenggong si anak..kalau dia biarkan anak terlepas, korang paham2 lah kan..

i m so mad, aku marah dengan kejadian ni tapi skang ialah waktu untuk menyelamatkan the baby boy. accident could happened. dalam ramai2 orang takde sorang pun nak tlg the baby boy, coz the father is struggling wt the toys compartment again, kalau x pecahkan camne jari tangan anak dia nak keluar. ramai yang dok menengok dok bercakap tapi no action taken! oh malaysian, why?

aku lalu pusuk pasak dari orang ramai tu, yes ai hv to take some initiatives here, i hold the baby boy, let the father buat kerja bagi jari tangan anak tu keluar. i assumed the mother of the boy is not here, so the boy needs mother’s comfort. dalam keadaan begini, tak boleh nak marah2, he s crying like hell man! dapat je keluar, aku mintak air, aku jerit je lah sapa2 yang ada kat kedai situ sume bagi air. kalau x de gak, sirman will hv to rush to buy some waters. one chinese lady came wt air suam. meneguk2 air si little boy dapat air. kesiannya…

badan budak ni dari top to toe dok berpeluh, menangis x henti2, aku peluk dia, give the mother’s hug, dia balas peluk semula. kesian the father, another hand hv to hold and carry his 1yr plus baby boy lak tu, pastu nak berdukung this 3yrs plus boy lak. we ddint snap the baby’s fingers but aku rasa ada yang patah jarinya. dari lekuk kami tengok mmg ada yang patah. the boy needs to be rushed to the hospital immediately. (masa aku ngah sibuk wt this boy, sirman dok jaga anak2, tak tau lak aku dia sempat snap gambo2 ni sume)

sirman said, dia nampak dad of the boy bawak anak2 nya to the nearest clinic, kasihan sangat. wife x ikut, he came here wt his 2 boys sebab nak beli susu, kesian ayah baju biru tu…tp kesian jugak si anak yang jadi mangsa accident. bukan salah siapa tp salah si kecil yang mungkin ayahnya x perasan pun anak dia main kat toys yang masuk2 tangan amik bola tu lah. budak2 kan..apa nak dikata.

cuma saya marah kerana ramai lebih suka melihat dan menonton, dan bersuara di belakang sana sini tapi tangan tidak dihulurkan bantuan. why is it so hard for us the malaysian give some helps to the poor little boy n his dad. bayangkanlah anak2 kita, adik2 kita yang terdekat dengan kita jadi begini. aku x cakap semua orang, aku cakap segelintir sahaja, dan segelintir itulah ada di kejadian yang aku face it directly.

if i m getting trouble, i wanna people to lend me your hand, dont just bercakap2 bising, action pls….action is better rather than u speak out. Do not and never2 congratulate or puji2 the writer of this entry, she s only a blogger but she s also a mother and a malaysian. at least fyi lalats, ai ada a bit clean white heart though u dok cakap aku perempuan simyalam kan…

Poor little boy….

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Category: [ Abang, Accident, Gegirl, Lalat, Sirman ] 48

Jul 5 2008 Saturday, 12:00 am

The bro…

to makcik kepoh name katrina.kamal@gmail.com if this is valid email add lah kan, u read this carefully!

since nama engko katrina, macam taufan katrina, datang tak de salam x penah letak komen tetiba nak henntam entry aku, fuck u bitch! n, yang ko pun satu meroyan sibukkan hal blog aku ni kenapa? engko ada masalah mental ngan aku? posting aku lam blog merah aku ni hal ngan engko? this time around, i dont care aku letak je sapa2 yang menyusahkan in my blog, hell with that!

to cloudyinka@yahoo.com – gimmick? engkau ingat aku ni dato siti, mawi yang nak buat gimmik? engko sapa nak menidakkan hak aku mencarut lam blog aku? kisah lalat boleh jadi issue gimmick? apa ai gain from it?? y oh y, i have these kind of ppl yang nak menambahkan beban lam blog aku ni hah?

y?? yyyyyyyyyyyyyy??

ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, Epi was once so famous in my blogspot…very2. sampai ada hati yang kurang asam mahukan adik aku ni. pompuan tu meroyan2 hokey, sampai aku naik rimas tol, kalau lelaki yang mula approach dulu aku x heran ni adik aku yang naik rimas ngan dia.

Epi is my blood brother, the 6th out of 8.

We need to visit someone in the hospital tomorrow…

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Category: [ Family, Gegirl, Lalat, Sirman ] 21

Jul 4 2008 Friday, 8:00 pm

Let s Do It!!!

This entry is not for my good readers….

first let s start wt xiaxue’s note!

All the following are my personal opinions, and as I am highly untrustworthy, I urge the public to not believe anything I say as they are mostly ficticious. Even those things I should mention later are facts are not facts. They are stories spun by myself as I am a little mentally demented. Now I can begin. – http://xiaxue.blogspot.com

This entry is for those bitches!

They are reading my blog everyday, so here r some notes for you…

remember ye korang yang bangsat semua tu, aku trapped everything, aku simpan every single notes, aku simpan all evidence, wt witness. apa pun korang nak buat, aku akan lawan, i m not gonna stop my writing here, i m not going to slow down, aku x kan melepak mengadu domba mengumpat macam korang. I m freely to speak out in my own blog, so ko hengat ko boleh stop my skills of writing here?

aku akan terus bersuara kat sini, but the private blog is real, the invite will come to the most closest frens very soon.

ok here something for u to read, which i copy paste from xiaxiue’s blog too! tq xiaxue, u made my day!!!

However, dislike is not something I can control, although I can and have told you why I feel so.

You don’t have to feel offended. I dislike a whole truckload of other people… In fact, it’s tough to find me someone I like.

In my opinion, rather than bad-mouthing you behind your back and gossiping about you, I felt that telling the truth is always the better option.

I am sorry if you felt hurt from the blog entry you forced me to delete, but don’t take it personally. Or do, if you wish to. The blog entry is not written by me, your acquaintance, but me, A BLOGGER – just like how reporters of papers are not being personal when they write bad press about stars. – xiaxue.blogspot.com

So i heard ppl are spreading the stories from that bitch’s version, n takde sapa yang tanya on my version and side yet. well for me kalau engko got no problem wt me, tetiba je ko percaya cakap budak lahanad tu kan, memang engko lah yang bodoh kan. never2 interfere wt something that is not related to u, between that bitch n me, memang ada hutang yang dia kena langsaikan. N has anyone heard anything from me? NIL NOTHING ZERO YILEK? bcoz i write in my blog bodoh! if u do, give me names, witness. blablablah. aku cakap berdasarkan fakta, they hv plenty of time to being bitchy and i have hundreds of times to blog bout it! bayo streamyx memahal x blog apa kes lakkan! this is a democracy country, this is blogging world, skang bukan citer anwar kena sodom like 1998’s case, skang orang cite lam blog, the power of writing is via blog!

I m handling this, bagai menarik rambut di dalam tepung. But remember, i m loud and out spoken, ko cubit aku, pelempang 5 aku bagi balik. The more u hits my blog, the more nnang income ai dapat. Thank you for giving me good Ringgit Malaysia!

my good readers,

can you imagine they printed out my blog s entries, n made it an issue to some parties. i was not surprised coz im fully prepared, aku tau pangai2 orang begini, sejak aku naik aku dah kena attack macam-macam. they cant do it professionally so they applied it personally! but hey, ppl agreed that there s no case cos this is my own personal blog, my private diary, where i express my feelings via blog!!! alhamdulillah. yang benar itu datangnya dari Allah, u tok tok behind my back, i toktok inside my blog, look whos talking to each other now? next time, come forward directly to me stupid ladies! bape kali nak cakap, bukak la blog sendiri kalau nak attack pun, idak pun senang cerita jangan datang baca blog aku ni tongong! tapi tetap gak tetiap pagi bertenggek kat sini, waktu2 senggang, memalam melepak kat sini kan kan kannnnnn….

Chedet pun ada blog sendiri lah weiii! tapi chedet letak nama terang2 kan, i should do that 🙂

some more, is there any specific names been mentioned here, oh lupa, u makan cabai u rasa pedas! yup yup! (someone use the word cabai, yet aku guna cili..hiks)

hey u u u u u u u u u u u u ppl, if u are thinking to print this entry, for this time around, u better think 100 times again ye 😛 . but if u do, pls dont forget to enclose My Confession’s entry too, coz u forgot to enclose that long bloody entry in your first submission. hikss…(alang2 print, buatlah binding sekali, scrap book ke… takkan print jer kan, siap ada print colour tu wah kelas, oh ada gak copy paste in other page ye).

Engko masuk rumah aku, suka2 kata tilam aku tu tilam engko plakkan, serupa gak ko datang blog aku, sesuka ko jer nak print hak blog aku yang being sponsored by serverfreak! Print tu satu hal gaklah, siap buat false statement macam2 tu, haktuih!!!

I will keep talking and writing about u bitchy ppl. I m a fighter, i will bring you down!!! Again, rather than bad-mouthing you behind your back and gossiping about you, I felt that telling the truth is always the better option – specially via my own blog!

frens n readers, i know u ve been telling me to stop melayan this jaki2 mangkuk lahanad barua lalats ni, but what is their right to ask me to stop talking bout my personal life, personal diary, hanya sirman and family aku je ada right on me! but my normal entries are up as usual, apa aku kisah, lam kita maki, kita kena ada fun gak, that s the beauty of my red blog, u dont like it, stop reading then!

i m not tired of being nice, but im so fed up wt their attitude already even i m no longer your nice redmummy but hell wt that!

***x abih lagi ni, nanti aku sambung lagi. i m putting this entry and this hot new private blog on top of the page for a while.

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