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Random posts for blogger/blogspot

salam en.Sirman..cikmin nak tanyer la..camner nak buat random post tu…?eh..soklan camni leh tanyer ke…try je la ek…

kasehabadi.blogspot.com

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Sirman said:

dengan menggunakan tahap tertinggi googling skills, sy berjaya menemui an alternative bagaimana nak buat “Random posts for blogger/blogspot

cth leh tgk kat ashterix.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">blog sy atas kiri. gerek dak? 8)

senang jer nak buat, just 2 steps jer:

1. Add a Gadget from your Page Elements (cth gbr bwh).

random1

Pilih HTML/JavaScript & paste code bwh ni:

<div id="extract_output">
</div>

1st gadget ni terpulang kat korang nak letak kat mana, so kat mana u letak kat situ la munculnya random posts tu nanti.

2. add the 2nd Gadget from your Page Elements. Tapi kali ni move gadget tu ke bwh sekali. (cth gbr bwh)

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pastu paste code ni lak:

UPDATE 4:30pm

seems that code bwh ni dah mess up, tu yg tak jadik tu :[

so please download dr sini:

Sirman_random_posts.txt" target="_blank">http://redmummy.com/downloads/ict_bersama_Sirman_random_posts.txt

<script type="text/javascript">
/*<[CDATA[ <!-- */
//Beginning dynamic archive extract code.

//Locate the archive list.
var archive = document.getElementById("ArchiveList");
var archive_html = archive.innerHTML;
var links = [];

var introArray = new Array(
“<br>Have you read ^?”,
“<br>Check out ^.”,
“<br>Looking for something to read?  How about ^.”,
“<br>My blog says: \”Look at ^\”",
“<br>I dredged up an old post just for you: ^”,
“<br>Please look at ^.”,
“<br>I wonder if you’d like to read ^?”,
“<br>You might enjoy reading ^.”,
“<br>Look what I found for you: ^”,
“<br>My blog has a post just for you: ^.”
)

//Now search for child elements that have the class “posts”
//These contain the links that we want to extract.

function random_number(range)
{
return (Math.round(Math.random()*200000)%range);
}

var found_place = archive_html.search(‘<’);

while(found_place!=-1)
{
var extract_string = archive_html.substring(found_place,found_place+10);

//Check to see if we found the beginning of the link section we want.
if(extract_string.localeCompare(“<ul class=”)==0|
extract_string.localeCompare(“<UL class=”)==0)
{
//Found the link list, now go through and extract the links.
var inner_search = archive_html.search(“<”);
if(inner_search==-1)
{
links[links.length]=”(Failed)”;
exit;
}
var loop_flag = true;
while(loop_flag)
{
if(inner_search==-1)
{
exit;
}
else
{
if(archive_html.substring(inner_search,inner_search+5).localeCompare(‘</ul>’)==0|
archive_html.substring(inner_search,inner_search+5).localeCompare(‘</UL>’)==0)
{
//Finished with this archive section so exit.
loop_flag = false;
}
else if(archive_html.substring(inner_search,inner_search+2).localeCompare(‘<a’)==0|
archive_html.substring(inner_search,inner_search+2).localeCompare(‘<A’)==0)
{
//Found a link to extract, now find the end of the link.
var end_link = archive_html.search(“</a>”)+4;
if(end_link==3)  //Returns negative one if fail, so +4 becomes 3.
{
//Must be Internet Exploder, do a capital search.
end_link = archive_html.search(“</A>”)+4;
}
//Do the slice
links[links.length] = archive_html.substring(inner_search,end_link);
}
}
//Cut out opening just found.
archive_html = archive_html.substring(inner_search+1);
//Search again.
inner_search = archive_html.search(‘<’);
}
}

//Trim out the opening we just found.
archive_html = archive_html.substring(found_place+1);
//Search again.
found_place = archive_html.search(‘<’);

}

//Great, now we have a list of links from the archive
//Do something with them.

document.getElementById(“extract_output”).innerHTML =”;
var number_of_links = 5;

for(var counter=0; counter<number_of_links; counter++)
{

var output_string = introArray[random_number(introArray.length)];

output_string = output_string.replace(“^”,links[random_number(links.length)]);

//Pick a random link and put it in the output area.
document.getElementById(“extract_output”).innerHTML += output_string;
}

/* ]]> –> */
</script>

pastu save la & jeng jeng jeng dah siap! :)

kalo nak customize kan leh gak, cam all those sentences tu kan, boleh la tukar mengikut selera masing2.

“<br>Have you read ^?”,
“<br>Check out ^.”,
“<br>Looking for something to read?  How about ^.”,
“<br>My blog says: \”Look at ^\”",
“<br>I dredged up an old post just for you: ^”,
“<br>Please look at ^.”,
“<br>I wonder if you’d like to read ^?”,
“<br>You might enjoy reading ^.”,
“<br>Look what I found for you: ^”,
“<br>My blog has a post just for you: ^.”

then yg ni plak

var number_of_links = 5;

5 = number of random posts yg korang nak, nak buh 18 pun tak de masalah.

k good luck!

*** credits to Random Post Link Addon Script for Blogger

p/s: kalo utk wordpress lak korang kena install plugins Random Posts from here http://rmarsh.com/plugins/random-posts/

Redmummy said: tidak semua ICT Bersama Sirman is appeared in this blog, most of your questions kalo agak2 biasa je Sirman akan jawab to your email directly.

Categories : ICT Bersama Sirman

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Jawapan untuk Teka Teki Teka Tekuk

Kak red, sumi nak bagi Teka tekik sebelum bersalin….. ada sepoloh soklan jer……. hehehe….. so.harap kak red jgn sentap2 cam gegirl yek……..

1. Kumpulan nasyid yg terdiri dari org jawa? – Al Jawaher
2. Kumpulan rock yang paling wangi? – May (bau sabun)
3. Kumpulan rock yang paling bahaya? – Amuk
4. Kumpulan rock yang takut mandi? – Giegiel
5. Kumpulan yang selalu kena migraine? – Headwind
6. Kumpulan yang mudah pecah? – Kristal
7. Kumpulan yang ada power? – Kembara (psl ada DVVT)
8. Kumpualan yang terdiri dari pesawah? – Padi
9. Kumpulan yang kejap cantik kejap buruk? – Pretty Ugly
10. Kumpulan yang boleh lihat tapi tak leh pegang? – 4U2C

Jawapan dari komen Hani hampir2 tempat :)


Categories : Guest Writer

Shoes and Socks…

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eclipse buat sale lagi, sampai bila, aku lupa…rasanya till next month kot. nak tau gak tepon eclipse sendiri lah tanya till when kay.

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ada gak yang up to 50% tp yang kasut 50% tuh macam nak suh pi buat show nyanyi atas stage jer. last year nye 50% takdelah siksa hazab nau pesennya tp yang this time, eii tak lawa sungguh. mbe branch eclipse lain ok kot, tp hok kat klcc yang 50% is totally out

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ai took this one. member2 aku cakap kasut untuk pi BSN. sbb apa bsn, sbb kat bsn depan klcc ada satu gerai makan yang syodap2…tp tiap kali diorg ajak aku pi, aku kena tengok jenis kasut aku pakai. kalo tetinggi takuk tu taknak lah aku pi. kalo wedges cenggini aku bolehlah pi, sbb tak tinggi sangat. makanya ini adalah kasut bsn. since ai m a member, aku dpt 15% diskaun.

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it comes in white colour too…which aku memang takkan amik lah. takde sepasang pun lam gobok kasut aku kaler putih, bunga2 merah putih ado ler…aku tak geti lah jaga kasut peputih ni, kompem jahanam kaler tu jadik kusam.

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pesen gini pun ada gak, kasut2 ni senang pakai sebab takde lah tinggi sangat. casual boleh, pakai ngan bj kurung boleh, weekend pun boleh pakai…aku masih lagi pencinta kasut tinggi, but tukar2 pesen lah yer..

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eyeshadow tu aku mix and match mac and guerlain, gloss ni kang mesti ramai tanya..itu maghi dari bodyshop

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setelah berhari2 berjanji nak belikan dia stokin, ha kau aku pi lah jugak redah. kisahnya pagi semalam dia tunjuk lagi stokin lubang ibu jari kaki dia. rupanya bukan sepasang je yang berlubang, berpasang2 pulak yang berlubang naik geram plak aku  nak selongkar membaling buang.

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mik kau kan….sampai 9 pasang aku beli.

berapa u spent beli sume nih?

RM60

kenapa tak beli yang 3 pasang 10 hinggit?

allo encik Sirman, ini klcc tau, bukan Jaya Jusco! nak memurah jangan suh ai beli, pi kat pasar pagi umah mak, kompem sepasang 2 inggit pun ado….

banyak bunyik lak pakcik nih tauu….

9 pasang stokin adalah lebih murah dari spasang kasut eclipse aku tuh, but at least kasut aku tak berlubang2 wpun dah setaun 2 pakai heheheheheheh…got my point?

:)


Categories : RedMummy, Shoes

Guest Writer – Teka Teki Teka Tekuk

Nak sangat teka-teki susah kan..nah..hambekkk!! hehe

Teka-teki ini dibuat oleh Albert Einstein,
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Ada 5 buah rumah yang bersebelahan antara satu sama lain dengan 5 warna berbeza. Setiap rumah didiami oleh orang-orang yang berbeza kewarganegaraan. Setiap pemilik rumah menggemari minuman yang berlainan, main permainan yang berbeza dan memelihara binatang peliharaan yang berlainan. Tidak ada seorang pun di antara mereka yang menggemari minuman yang sama, main permainan yang sama dan memelihara binatang peliharaan yang sama.

Soalannya
SIAPAKAH YANG MEMELIHARA IKAN??

Pembayang
1 Lelaki BRITAIN tinggal di rumah bewarna MERAH
2 Lelaki SWEDEN memelihara ANJING
3 Lelaki DENMARK minum TEH
4 Rumah bewarna HIJAU terletak di sebelah kiri rumah bewarna PUTIH
5 Pemilik rumah bewarna HIJAU minum KOPI
6 Pemilik rumah yang bermain TENNIS, memelihara BURUNG
7 Pemilik rumah bewarna KUNING, main CHESS
8 Lelaki yang rumahnya terletak di tengah-tengah, minum SUSU
9 Lelaki NORWAY tinggal di rumah PERTAMA
10 Lelaki yang main POKER tinggal di sebelah rumah lelaki yang memelihara KUCING
11 Lelaki yang memelihara KUDA tinggal di sebelah rumah lelaki yang bermain CHESS
12 Pemilik rumah yang bermain BILLIARD minum BEER
13 Lelaki GERMAN bermain GOLF
14 Lelaki NORWAY tinggal di sebelah rumah bewarna BIRU
15 Lelaki yang bermain POKER berjiran dengan lelaki yang minum AIR

Selamat menjawab…

Ujie

Categories : Guest Writer

Exam & Moody!

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sblm nih tv beso ni was parked kat hall kecil kami, tp bila LCD Sony dihadiahkan, kami terpaksa tfer the big tv to gegirl’s room. gegirl’s tv lak di anto ke bilik lain. naik santak dah umah aku ngan tv, tp perlu diingat, kami ada satu lagi rumah yang masih dalam pembinaan, dan asset2 ini akan kami gunakan sepenuhnya di kedua buah rumah. it s not a waste, itu adalah aset.

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musim exam kembali lagi…well, ai was a bit reluctant untuk menonton Upin Ipin semalam coz abang was supposed to concentrate on his exam. tapi setelah Sirman tengok2 schedule exam dia, he can grab 2 hours break by watching the movie, provided pukul balun baca buku buat revision di setiap masa terluang. so nak tak nak aku pun kenalah setuju gak. kerana itulah kami tidak dapat duduk sepawagam ngan adik badik aku yang lain coz ai made our booking earlier last wk, yet untuk my other family members, ai booked on the diff day. tp nasib baiklah show nya waktu yang sama cuma lain pawagam je, sblah nyebelah.

lately aku nye moody makin menjadi2 plak. yang masa drama ticket sabtu malam satu cite lain, yang kes adik2 aku x jawab hp x jwb sms lepas berdesup2 kali aku meydey, pun aku dah buat hangin.

so aku mintak mahap lah, aku agak tidak menjawab komen la nih, let me settle down ngan hormon marah2 aku ni, kasi turun temperature and back to normal. ado gak yang kena fire merah ngan aku kang!

agak2 yang penting dulu aku jwb yerr…banyak prob lam aku nye hormon blog skang nih.

Categories : Abang, Gegirl, Sirman

32″ Sony LCD Bravia from Friso/Nuffnang…

ai started my first advertorial job on Mac 2008, and my first ads was Friso which was posted on May 2008.

Followed by another ads on Friso on June 2008.

Time flies, somewhere on end Oct/early Nov, ai was approached by Friso and Nuffnang to be one of their top parenting bloggers to attend a huge event under the name Nuffnang and Friso Brings Your Family Day Out which was held on  29 Nov 2008. Ai accepted the invite with honour, of course.

For that event, readers, parents, bloggers are invited to write about the Friso and everyone stand a chance to win 3 days and 2 nites to Hong Kong for 2 adults and 2 kids, fully sponsored by Friso. My entry was posted too, though ai got a personal invite from them. but ai m just trying like everyone lah kan, mbe ai got the luck to be a winner, entry was posted on Nov 17. The winner was announced during the Nuffnang and Friso Brings Your Family Day Out – sawanila.com . Congratulations Yati and Kheirul and your lovely kids!

They will be leaving to Hong Kong next month, bon voyage gang, you won!! Enjoy Hong Kong, enjoy Disneyland!

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But for those yang kalah, you may try again to shoot a post on the event, and you may get a chance to win a 32″ LCD TV from Sony. So ai shot my entry on the event, which was posted on 30 Nov 2008.

Nuffnang’s blog pun ada jugak citer2 for the event, which you can get the link from here and also here. Btw, the event was also covered by the medias, redmummy and family was also appeared in NST through this link and at few other newspapers.

After posting my last entry on the event, ai totally forgot bout the contest. Since ai didnt get any calls or emails related to the blog post that ai posted for winning the LCD TV, ai tot, aku kalah dah lah kan.

Life goes on as usual.

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But on 5 February, Sirman called me (we both were working that time) told me that Nuffnang just sent out an email announcing the winner. n the winner goes to redmummy.com! (bear in mind, my blog my nuffnang account is managed by Sirman, so tu pasal apa2 kes aku bukan orang pertama dapat tau, coz he manages everything).

The email was sent by Robb from Nuffnang, and ai announced it in my blog on the nite itself.

Dear beloved Nuffnangers,

We thank you for your patience in awaiting the judges decision to select the winner of this contest. The contest winner was a tough one for the judges to  decide as many of you wrote extremely well on the event itself. However, as all contest must have only 1 winner, the judges have finally came to their agreement for the winner of the 32? LCD Sony TV.

The best written blog post for Friso Family Day Out post even contest goes to Redmummy for her blog post – http://redmummy.com/2008/11/30/nuffnang-friso-family-day-out/

Congratulations Kak Red for your new LCD TV. We’ll contact you shortly to arrange for the TV to be sent to your home directly.

Nuffnang and Friso would like to thank everyone else for your participation and look forward for more exciting contests and events from us in the near future.

Robb

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Arrangement was made and on Saturday 21 February, the 32″ LCD Sony (Bravia) is ours!

So that’s the brief story on our history with Friso, ai hope redmummy.com will work more closely with Friso more, in the near future. Thank you Friso and of cos to Nuffnang!

Just that, please bear in mind…tak semua orang happy with my happiness, so ai quote back Robb’s comment after the announcement of the winner been made:

Hi all,

All racial based comments or unreasonable dispute against the final decision made by judges will be removed. Please bear in mind that this is a public platform and as such, you are responsible for your expression especially if it incites hate or contains slanderous statement and if requested, will be released to legal officers.

Do take note that Nuffnang has never acted in favor of race, culture, religion or other society groups in deciding in any contest or events as these decisions are made fully based on quality of contest entries.

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Terima kasih kerana membaca entry yang panjang ini kerana di sebalik senyumpan pun ada jugak kepahitan, tp di sebalik kejayaan yang kita kecapi, tidak semua orang bersuka ria sama, dan jugak sentiasa ingat, kalau hari ini kita menang, esok tak mungkin berpihak pada kita, so work had, think smart.

Never give up!

Categories : Friso, Nuffnang

Bersama Mak Merah

Kak red..sy ni silent reader kt red,tp skang da x silent da.(‘ ,‘)

Gini..sy nk tanye la pade sape2 yg ade petua nak naikkan berat badan…Sy ni mmg kategori kurus ar..Padahal sy mkn mcm org bela antu raya..tp nan adonyer gemuk/berat naik. Kat bwh ni sy listkn berat n tinggi sy..sy listkn skali pola pmakanan harian sy k..

Tinggi: 166cm
Berat: 50 Kg (tp selalunyer asik turun 48 pastu naik balik 49 or 50..)

Pola pmakanan tiap2 ari..
Sarapan: sekeping roti canai or sbungkus nasi lemak
Lunch Hour (kol 1 ptg ) : Nasi Bungkus (nasi putih + sayur + telur dadar) or kdg2 bungkus ns lemak kukus jer..

Kang kol 4ptg : Turun bwh opis sat, bli kuih singgit 3 keping
Kol 5.30 balik…

Pas siap mndi n semayang sy masak lak..

Menu mkn malam (kol 7.30mlm)

Nasi putih + Lauk (kdg2 ikan or ayam) + telur dadar (pebret ni.hehe) + pcuci mulut buah. X ske sgt sayur so tukar mkn buah (da cam monyet.huhu)

Kang kol 11 perut confirm bunyik mnandakn sayer sgt lapar..huhu. So,sy mkn roti or megi..huhu

Menu ujung minggu ( sabtu ahad)
Pas subuh tido balik (so,no brkfast2)..tgahari kang baru msk mcm biase. Lauk tghari n malam same jer..(malas nak masak b’ulang2)

Kol 5.00ptg smpai 6.00 ptg g jogging..

Balik umah,mkn mkn dan teruskn mkn….. Tapiii….berat stil gitu L kalo bole nak dptkn berat bdn 55kg. Nak naik skilo pon susah,ni kan pulak nk naikkn smpai 5 kg kan .. sedeyy L . Sayer sgt2 malu nk discus pasal ni coz mesti org kate sy ni ade BELA ker?? Tp sy x dulik…Plzzz help me,mcm mane nk naikkn berat badan?..

** Jgn suh sy minum appeton weight gain coz sy da penah try 8 bulan tp lgsung x mmberikn kesan..Selera btambah tp berat tang tuu jer…

**Korang jgn ingat sy x minum air lak coz dr td asik mkn,mkn n mkn jer..hehe. Air pebret sy air susu dutchlady full cream k..huhu

ARORA

Categories : Bersama Mak Merah
 

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