Isteri jangan terlampau pandai…

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tak payah korang nak teleng2 pala korang napanya gambo ni terbalik. it s not coz aku tak rotate gambo nih but frame gambo tu memang terbalik dik yer. one nite when we were sleeping, suddenly pelempakkkkkkkk bunyik benda jatuh. rupanya frame kami berempat nih jatuh gugur menyembah ke bumi dalam keadaan terbalik. bukan sebab pakunya tercabut but tali belakang frame tu putus.

so after hari ganti hari ganti minggu, after thousands times aku zikir kat telinga Sirman, tidak jugak dia nak repair menatang nih…

takkanlah nak tunggu Fifin balik yang berbulan2 lagi baru nak repair Sirman oi

well, memang nak tunggu Fifin pun…tak pun you buat sendiri

motip ada laki nak suh ai lak buat, kalo saya geti pak pak paku takper gak

you gotta learn lah, aritu korang leh memaku gantung frames satu umah

ha tu lah korang, kalo aku tunjuk pandai rajin jer, mulalah laki laki kita ni amik chance, knowing that we are so expert on it already! dulu aku pernah berniat nak belajar bawak motor, coz aku rasa kenapa aku x leh nak belajar, laki aku leh ajarkan, and aku leh amik lesen motor and aku leh pi keje ngan motor gak. laju siottttttttt. tapi x leh pakai skirtlah kena pakai suor manjang.

but luckily i was and still super busy coz just imagine if aku pandai bawak naik motor….

u know the answer alreadylah kan…

**tu pasal aku malas ada GPS Garmin pun satu hal gak…

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Red Diva Darling Contest…

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Mari mengorek lombong…

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masuk kereta capai tissue…tenyeh2 hidung…

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amik tisu lain, tenyeh2….

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one last one sebelum sampai kelas violin, tenyehhhhh lagi lam idung.

korek ye Gegirl..korekkkkkkkk la ko! idung dia tu ada bekas2 flu sampai dah jadi kering. so bila aku korekkan, tunjuk dia nya keladak2 ijau tu tekejut makcik tuh. sentap la dia kan apehal aku puteri cantik, leh ada idung berkerak pulak nih. tu yang dia sungguh ooo nak ilangkan kerak2 tu.

biasanya tetiap pagi tu sambil ikat rambut pakai bedak, aku bersihkan tengok belek telek idung dia. aku tak kisah part taik telinga coz actually nak korek taik telinga jangan sampai dendalam, ujung2 luar tu je udah. doctor pun ada cakap jangan buat dalam2. but tang idung dia nih, memang geram tol aku tengok. at least gegirl ni pompuan dia malu jugak kalau idung berkerak. but kalo abang tuh halahai, lotih aku korek2 pun dia libas balik tangan maknya. best buat abang sambil dia tidur..wuii

telan2 air liur aku bila dapat kuorkan lombong bijih timah budak2 nih…eh pasal telinga tu kan, aku dulu ada kes, terkorek dendalam giler sampaikan cotton buds termasuk and left out in my right ear. i couldnt hear anything, and rushed to clinic n doctor pun takleh nak kuorkan but she gave me the spray to flush out back the buds. tapi tu lah, bukan leh kuor jam2 tu jugak, amik 3,4 hari gak baru menatang2 tu kuor, siap banjir lah telinga dibuatnya…

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telinga dah cantik…im ready for my violin class 🙂

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Garmin GPS is finally in RM’s car…

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Kalau korang nak carik gps navigator, check out that link yang aku bebelkan few months ago, banyak giler membantu!    actually dah berbulan gak aku ada GPS navigator nih but aku tak berminat nak blogkan and not desire langsung nak amik tau. it is handled by Sirman. stimes he got so fed up with me coz aku sanggup suh dia anto aku pi kerja and balik amik aku so that we can go straight to the event location coz i still dont want to study to use the navigator.

but last weekend, dia suh aku belajar gak, on the manual and menu to press this and that. huh malas tol lah aku heh.

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sibuk sangat amik gambo, pandanglah sini belajar camne nak pakai nih!

 

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this one he bought it second hand from his fren, Garmin’s brand and damn good. aku memang suker jer dengo omputih tu cakap TURN LEFT TO JALAN SRI PERMAISURI, TURN RIGHT TO JALAN TUN RAZAK….dia nya speaking siap dialect idhgham bagai.

aku bukan apa korang, kang aku dah pandai pakai nih kang, dia dah mula malas nak nganto aku, kena pergi sendiri pastu kang jumpa dia terus kat location of the event. aku prefer dok sebelah jer and sambil main2 berry tengok emails and tidur ker, check comments korang ker, paling best tweet2 live lagik. ni kalo aku dah pandai pakai aku dah kena drive sendiri. it s diff tau feeling driving sendiri and dok sebelah driver.

but i guess i have to face it, coz there s always a reason for something. he bought the Garmin coz he knows i m so stupid in jalan2 dalam kl, *eleh cakap orang, awak tu pun sama pi Bangsar Village pun pakai GPS!* specially coz of upcoming plans that we have in mind.

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eh eh tapi kan yang bestnya GPS aku nih can use for any part of countries in the world. let say nak pi Europe ke, Singapore ke…it can detect u see….

vaaaa!oh aku x simpan pun GPS nih lam keter bila aku kuor, we keep it safely at home or in our bags.

 

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Amelia, im so soooo super sleepy today, what treatment hari nih? can i sleep tak?

kak red, this treatment is called TRST, u surely can sleep.

ok good, how is the process actually?

mula2 i scrub your tummy, kasi clean, pastuh i buat ultra sound and taruk gel, i will rub it wt the machine for 10 min. Pastuh i tarukkan ampule satu batang nih masuk dalam skin tummy you and massage guna thermo slimming creme for 35min. surely you tidur lena.

that s y akak suker datang Marie France Bodyline, u understand me so well…. hari ni kalau nak buat treatment 3,4 jam pun tak per ye, coz RedDaddy yang fetch me today, i x drive.

Treatment nih only 1 jam setengah je kak red, u look so exausted, why dont after abih massage nanti i saputkan mask to reshaping your tummy, this takes 25 min and last one touch is the slimming serum.

Oh then i tak tau nak buat apa bila dah sudah, i cannot go shop2 in KLCC, nanti duit akak abih lah Amelia

Ok takper, Kak Red after your treatment, you can sambung your tidur, we wont disturb you. i will wake u up. Ginger tea pun i dah sediakan untuk you ye Kak Red. sweet dream…

In total, i slept for 2.5 hours 🙂

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