One ‘sick’ man from RHB…

oh anw, ai know that lalat tegar the bang bedah from RHB, for so long already adalah lam 4,5 bulan already, saya sangat tau siap ada gambar nya lagi dari kaki2 saya yang bekerja di sana, cuma baru hari ni saya mengaku yes ai know you jantan penakut letak komen maki orang kat sini, awat hang jeles ngan cek napanya? awak kalo ko takut ngan laki aku, meh jumpa aku sendiri, sebab ko yang meroyan kat blog aku kan…dahlah bujang terlajak, mulut jahat (well that s what ppl in rhb told me bout this lalat jaki), eh aku kenal engko pun tidak tau! he is such a sick man or gay? donno lah…

eh itu nota atas satu para tu saje bagi kat lahabau tuh baca, biar dia sedaq sket yang orang2 aku ramai kat sana dok cerita update pasal dia, apparently he is quite famous with this trademark ‘memang dia tu nampak pendiam tapi mulut dia jahat mengalahkan betina kapur, suka laga2kan orang, and letak komen2 lalat kat blogs yang dia benci’

alo bro, nak jadi lalat dok dendiam lah jangan bagi orang nampak apa yang awak tulis, satu lagi jangan kepoh kat sume orang yang awak tuh x suka haku, ha nah! got you 🙂

my other rhb mates, dont worry, ai still love you more…

 

**update sket boleh – ai heard already that that mangkuk wants to saman hazel, hazel ni ko kena baca komen dia dalam entry ni lah. ehwah! nanti jap ai update lagi ye bila ai dengo lagi. hallo lalat, kawan2 ko tu informers aku lah!

was looking around for related photo tp nan ado, iskk…so this photo oso can lorrr. sesapa yang ada problem lagi nak access comment, do drop your email at alompakagogo@yahoo.com but kalo takut spam anto to Contact Red atas nuh. x de sapa baca email ko except akak jer yang baca dr Contact Red tuh. ok sayang muahssssssssssss!

n have a good weekend to all of you, for those yang dah jemput kami the red family to your open house/wedding terima kasih banyak2. insyallah kami datang, dan kalau kami x datang, haraplah terima maaf kami dari hati merah coz ada pelbagai perkara berbangkit jua, jemputan pun banyak lak tuh. to my non muslim frens, happy weekend and stay cute 🙂

 

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Shoes and Umbrella For redmummy’s readers…

RM45 untuk kiddos umbrella…the blue can go for boys

the red and pink can go for girls, same price @ Esprit Kids

The shoes, outside view from Bata

Marie Claire @ Bata

Eclipse

lepas tu aku dah malas nak mengamik gambo untuk korang. satu je niat aku kalo ngamik gambo —-> for you, for my loyal readers and frens. You love it, so ai present you what you like.

pasnih nak gambo hapa lagik? order jer, nanti aku turun bawah ngamikkan….

Sila tekan

menu 1 for shoes

menu 2 for handbags

menu 3 for contest

menu 4 for pelempang dari kak red

which one?

tak jumpa menu?……nak pelempang kiri ke pelempang kanan? cicah ulam pekasam pun sodap!

 

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Clinique’s Promotion…

mari kita citer pasla clinique lagi ye

saya memang pakai semua yang clinique bagi, ada scrub (3 times a week) ada soap ada toner ada macam2 lagi lah, pls refer to these entries:

1. my first time in clinique’s counter

2. my clinique’s shopping at the counter

3. what s inside my clinique’s shopping bag

kita buat iklan sikit yer..

wah yelah gebu mulus pipi you

sambil driving pun tangan nak mengular je kat pipi ai…

sesuailah kot insyallah dengan wajahku, tp ada gak satu 2 malam/pagi aku macam mood malas nak pakai but tetiba ada satu suara cakap ‘oi..mahal ko bayo tu red, bukan murah2 alang, ingatlah keje belas taun baru nak merasa pakai clinique tau, x sayang duit ke’

terus ai melompat masuk bilik ayor…

hallo all, sometimes kan ppl dont understand my blogging line, you may read the clinique’s, shoes, perfumes or handbag ke hapa2 yang aku soping and tunjuk kat sini as a show off or berlagak or whatever you wanna say lah. but let me tell you, my blog is mainly to talk bout all those stuff, and from that my frens and readers could do the comparison, could go and buy, could take it as a reference. hallo pelislah, if you dont like reading this, some other parties ramai lagi nak baca…

kak ann spore is waiting for my clinique’s entry coz dia dok tunggu my comment on that, coz she wants to buy

kak lea kat bangkok can also go and get her clinique set kat robinson mall

pinky can also get her set too from her secret country

lilred farah is gonna change her biotherm stock to clinique

ayu the sun, wawa nadwa, mayang sari, lily lotus, cik wanie, mayang kelapa, daela and ranny antara segelintir nama yang kusebut amat mahukan ini product, dan waiting for me to blog bout it (ha nama2 ni kuor kat dalam Red Top 10 commentators for this week 🙂 )

my other female readers would love to buy too, so depa boleh simpan duit sesama kami goyang lenggang mak limah pi beli. take it positively lah a bit. haiyoooh!

actually x de lalat pun anto komen, but sebab saya sudah mahir dengan membaca firasan kepala otak lalat, saja lah saya letak warning awal2….(due to my chat with my ‘kakis’, told me about one lalat yang dok baca blog aku nih pastu sakan mengumpat kat RHB, that lalat is a man – very the bang bedah tol lah!)

oh yes, ai should be going for clinique’s facial class ke hapa gitu lah, my entitlement masa beli product dema arituh, now need to find a time to do that…knowing me lah kan. kalo aku pi aku blogkanlah, kalo aku x blogkan means aku x pi lah tuh…wpun free, tapi depa nak menyental muka ni  yang satu jam tu yang x tahan weih!!!

 

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blog error

Dear frens,

We r now having prob accessing to my blog + leaving comments. We notified on the error since 5ish pm yday.

Thanks for your complaints, currently sirman is doing his very best to solve the prob.

Kalo korang hangin apatah lagi ai 🙁 kol 2pg aku tidur ngan hati luka sama blog ku. Tm dns error katanya???

Sabar ye kowang….maaf again

**think my blog is up ok oredi, leaving comments dah ok kot…try your best yeah**

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Kem Kotex Contest…

Hello and Salam redmummy’s readers.

ha mik ko, x de cover2, aku letak Kotex top entry of my main page! For 2 days ye entry ni will be placed on a sticky mode….This is special entry for Kotex.

First, let me tell u that aku adalah pengguna tegar Kotex. Ai got my first ‘akil baligh’ at the age of 12 years old during ramadhan month (emm….since 21 years ago) . Masa tu aku pakai brand lain, as ai grow up aku banyak pakai bermacam2 brand but since more than 5 years ago, aku stick to Kotex. Kotex ni ada yang slim, liner, tampon, ada yang comes wt wing (matiklah the boys pening pala baca entry nih, well u guys have to bear with this lah, korang pun kalo kawin ada bini ada anak dara nanti kan, ini sume ilmu ye boys!)

Selalunya aku beli hok size besar yang double package tuh, yang kecik cam biru atas tu plak aku letak kat opis. Maklumlah kan, bila musim2 bendera merah tu datang, x kan ko nak pakai sehari suntuk, wuiiiiiiii goli den piauuuuuuuu. So haruslah ada back up, aku pun ada letak back up kat dalam hbag, just in case.

Anw, pusingan haid aku alhamdulillah tetiap bulan agak teratur, even during confinement pun tetap ngam2 lam 40-44 days gitu…n pastuh back to normal.that s about my case, pasal Kotex ni related to me lak…aku pakai hok tebal Kotex for first 2 days, slim for the rest of days the 3rd to 5th day, and 1,2 hari pastu lak aku pakai liner jer…x menyusahkan kita, sbb kalau takat ari ke 4,5 x kan nak pakai the thick one kan..baik amik yang slim or liner jer.

Well…actually, im publishing this entry not just coz to intro you on the way of wearing Kotex Pad sahajor, mainly ai nak promote the Kem Kotex Contest. You may get the form via Kotex Official Web.

Some of the Terms and Conditions to enter this contest:

1.  For young girls age 13 – 21 (aisay, aku x leh join ke? Kotex, pick me pls…ai m 33 but sometimes I look like 20++ 🙂 )

2.  You can send hundreds of applications but kena ikut gak terma syarat yang ditetapkan via this link

3.  You need to write up an essay, not more than 150 words ”Beritahu kami satu perkara tentang anda yang ingin diperbaiki untuk mengecapi impian anda”.   Iskk kalo akak, harus bukan satu perkara, 10 ribu perkara pun aku leh bagi list tau Kotex. Alangkan …..

Alah 150 words tu pun bukannya panjang, pendek yo! Macam satu paragraph sahajer katanya…betulllah, type ngan msword lagi senang, kalo tulih tangan nampak le cam panjang tapi pendek actually.

4.  Oh not only that, sila sertakan sekali sebarang 2 polibeg luar pad Kotex (either the blue, the light purple or the dark purple can do)

5.  Make surelah korang anto the application not later than 530pm of 31 October 2008. You got at least 3 weeks from now!

6.  The luckiest 50 winners akan terpilih untuk ke Club Med, Cherating Pahang (oh pls Kotex, you really need to tag me along, ai will blog bout your 3Days 2 Nite event) which will be held on 17 – 19 December 2008 (Kotex, redmummy is free on these date!)

Meh ni ha akak tunjuk sket gambo Club Med Cherating…kasi korang gegarrrrr sket , acik letak satu gambo je lah yer, the rest you can google to Club Med official web. Wah…!!! So nice!

What can you find from the Club Med Cherating:

Club Med Baby Welcome
Club Med Baby Welcome for babies up to 23 months – available in most of the Family Villages if the service is reserved at the time of booking.

Sports
Free practice :
Badmington, Basket ball, Beach volleyball, Cardio and Weights room, Soccer, Squash, Tennis, Volley Ball
Initiation group lessons : Golf (Off Site), In line skating, Kayak, Yoga
Group lessons for all levels : Aqua fitness, Archery, Circus, Climbing, Fitness with Club Med Gym®, Sailing

Leisure activities
Bar, Bocce ball, Childrens pool, Club Med Evenings®, Cooking classes, Live music, Swimming pool, Table tennis, Television room.

7.  The rest of the terms, korang x geti2 ke nak layan sendiri dalam Online T&C Kotex? Amboi, malas hangpa yer, sume nak kak red sogokkan kat blog nih tau. Pi sket study kat web Kotex tu ye.

8.  Last but not least marketing.my@kcc.com or toll free 1800 82 1188 are very pleased to entertain your questionnaires.

9.  Nak buat korang excited lagi… Sari Yanti, Eliza AF, Wan Sharmila, Ahli Fiqir dan banyak lagi will be the guests artists during the trip! Emm gonna be fun yeah…think Kotex forgot to include Red Diva ? . Allu geng, they are having Beach Party at the Club Med, arggghhhhh, wt 50 lucky girls, ai m soooooooooo jealous!!

10. BIG NEWS!!! Angkasawan Negara Dato’ Dr Syeikh Muszafar Shukor pun will be joining this event! Huwaaaaaaa nak ikutttttttttttttt!!! (psst Dr Syeikh, if you happen to read this blog ….. u free for lunch?)

11. Well, apa yang korang dapat during the Kem Activities? Motivation darling! You gonna get a self motivation, at least sapa yang asyik dok rasa ‘aku x cantik, aku x hebat, aku pemalu, aku yadadingdongbell’ ha…kat sini ko akan dapat the experience, to motivate yourself from all the negatives part/body of yourself. By attending this event, selit koyak anto form to Kotex immediately indirectly you cuba jugak untuk upgradekan your self esteem, for young girls like you yang masih belum ada hala tuju, belum tahu lagi nak jadi hapa, mbe this is the chance for you to gain something. Kot le kan sok2 kuor nak jadi artist, ha dah ada pengalaman memajukan diri, kot jadi professional doctor lawyer or even policewoman. Hey a blogger also too, you need to have some self motivation, so ai know lots of young girls out there would loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee to join the Kem Makeover!

12.  Alamilah sesuatu yang luar biasa (kalau x join Kem Makeover nih, x luar biasalah tau, so better join). Satu perubahan hidup untuk pengalaman baru (you change your level of life, some more you gonna gain a very expensive experience and moment wt Kem Kotex)

So itu cerita contest kan..ha jangan x submit yer, and beli Kotex! Now move on to our next class…. Ready girls? Bapak budak pun boleh belajar gak…

Alright, Ms Dolly is gonna be our model today. She just had her first period in her life :). Ai have to seek permission from Gegirl ye nak pakai Dolly ni jadi model…camne nak pakai pad or ‘pampers’ pun boleh lah kalau ko nak sebut….memula togelkan lah spentot Dolly..

Lepas bukak sarung plastik pad Kotex tuh, pakaikanlah yer..macam pakai pampers budak…tapi kena lah pakai spentot yer, kang idak camno lah pulak nak lekat. Meleleh2 la haiii…. hikss. Jangan bayangkan pls!

ye dah togel, itulah pad Kotex yang harus digunakan oleh Dolly. For Dolly, since this is her 4th day, x ‘heavy’ sangat, ai choose the slim pad.

N see, gini lah gayanya Dolly pakai pad Kotex tu yer…..tp as I said kenalah korang cabut sticker yang kaler putih light tuh, sebab nak lekatkan ngan spentot. Kalo idak kang bergerak2 again…jangan la korang bayangkan wpun korang dah terbayang2!

Ha dah melekat, inilah hasilnya, pad tu ada dalam spentot, senang dipakai, senang dicabut, main squash berlari2 kejar anak pun x de masalah. Oh spentot Dolly ni agak kuning pasal Gegirl dok main simbah2 menda tah terus x ilang. Harus diclorox. Alah namapun Dolly, kuasa lah mak Gegirl nak ngeboh. Thats gegirl’s job mar…

…saya Dolly enak bersama Kotex Pad…

For your reference, if you have daughters or sisters yang baru nak face the first stage / time of period – go click to Kotex official web on ‘My daughter’s Period’, easy access, it can help you to better understand it.

So everyone, redmummy’s readers, korang paham kan entry ni? Akak tau ramai young girls reading this blog, between 13 – 21 years old pun ramai, so this is the right time for you, ramai yang minat masuk contest, try lah mana tau u are the lucky among the 50….

What do you need to do now?

Change your current pads to Kotex, yang tak akan menghampakan…and quickly join the contest, remember submit awal, can send hundreds of applications and so on. Enjoy girls!!!

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