Story pasal si gemuk…

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she s so fat!

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mummy bila reddy nak beranak?

kemek tak kawin2 lagi ngan dia, camne dia nak beranak

reddy ada tetek berapa mummy?

kiralah…

satu, dua…eii banyak bulu lah mummy susah nak kira tetek reddy

memang kalau kamu tak dok kat FB fan page saya, korang takkan tau cite update on Reddy and Kemek, coz kat sana je aku buat live update on them. but sebab tak sangka reddy and kemek memang banyak fans pulak ek lam RM, so ku buat gaklah satu entry ni hah utk korang.

kemek pulak not in the picture coz dia dok tidur baik punya mengangkang kat bawah meja, malas plak aku nak bangun snap gambo dia heh.

so udah ye rindu korang bertebus….

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Bersama Mak Merah – Gangguan Lucah!!!

kak red, nak mintak pendapat kakred dan juga reader sekalian…

sebulan lepas mak saya dapat gangguan sexual melalui talifon.. hari ni terbaca entri dia kat blog mak , rupanya gangguan tu masih berterusan walaupun mak dah buat report polis… Mak cuma nak tahu, siapa yang ganggu dia tu, tapi sampai sekarang tak dapat apa2 jawapan dari pihak polis. Adakah pihak polis yang ambil ringan pasal kes mak ni, atau pihak syarikat komunikasi tu buat tak endah jer..

Masalahnya, mak dah tertekan dan merasa sangat tercabar maruahnya, tambahan lagi arwah abah dah tak ada, lagi lah mak sedih bila orang ganggu macam ni… Macam2 dia sms kat mak, perkataan lucah2 dan benda2 yang sangat biadap! Bila kami call no tu, memang tak berangkat langsung ataupun kalau dia angkat, dia takkan jawab sepatah pun, sanggup jer dia bertahan tak letak phone sampailah kami yang letak.. Jadi kat sini, saya nak mintak pendapat reader semua, apa yang patut saya buat untuk tolong mak?

Atau ada sesiapa yang boleh tolong bagitahu, siapa pemilik no talifon 0139595217 yang ganggu mak ni?

– Jay

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Do not Enter…

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NO SHAMEEL

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NO MELYSHA

kalo korang tulih NO PARENTS to enter in your room, ada gak tragedi mak merajuk kay. tekojut eden tengok pintu bilik memasing ada signage NO ENTER to the brother and to the sister. dedua tak nak bagi memasing masuk bilik diorg ha kau. tapi tak ke mananya.

kalo dah adik beradik….

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sepinggan sama gak makan merasa. 3 hari berturut2 budak2 ni tepon aku suh belikan doughnuts from DD. so 2 harilah aku berulang belikan. masuk hari ke2 tuh aku belikan for buy 9 + 3 !! nak sangat bawak bekal lah katanya, nak buat makan minum di malam hari waktu buat homework lah….

ha makan makan

bukan senang nak suh korang makan banyak!

aku pun suka gak donuts but cukup ngan satu gigit udah. aku nak jugak makan lebih but abang n gegirl dah siap remind…ha mommy, jangan makan banyak, nanti gemuk lagi, kata tengah diet kan!

itu korang tak tau, budak2 ni siap suh aku pi check doctor kot aku mengandung, tapi baby tak kuor2 lagi. huii mulut anak2 sirman!!!

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Expensive lunch but cheap diet…

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RM32 inggit…gile banyakkkkkkkkk! tapi apa yang aku makan?

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i dont like this daging, aku makan 1 slice jer

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but salmon aku abihkan. so aku hanya makan salmon ni wt fruits sahaja. lain sumer Jac tapau bawak balik hahahaha….what a waste. i told u hati aku kuat tak makan nasi tu pasal aku makan nih jer. tak campur ngan air lagik. but ok lah, sonok meriah borak ngan members sekepala!

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Jac wt her new CK’s handbag, taklah baru tapi baru geti nak pakai, plastick pun tak bukak2 hahahaha! cute la ko amoi. n of coz KY, dia bf cino aku yang paling setia sejak berjaman yang lampau. wpun kami setower, nak sebahu pun payah.FYI, KY is 1 of d bloggers in the S2. wah superstar skang ek ko apek.

my diet still on going, aku kalo petang2 lapar aku munch kacang lah, apa yang ada stock makan kat tpt aku lah. can kenyang till malam. mengenang kisah rukiah, baca si ashterix nya komen, nak je aku silambam ngan violin gegirl. hover ko yek!

again to all my chinese frens happy chinese new year…sume orang 1 Malaysia dok mood cuti sangat2 la nih. Sunday ni penuh lah Malaysia dengan baju merah ko!!

aku sukerrrrrrrrrrrrr! ong ong ong merah!

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Finalists untuk Saya Nak Cuti by Malaysia Airlines

48hrs sticky post, pls scroll down utk cerita merah terbaru yek!!

DAN PEMENANGNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Setiap contest mesti ada pemenangnya kan, for sure korang still ingat contest “Saya Nak Cuti” anjuran MAS berkerjasama dgn Astro RIA (Channel 104) yang saya promote beberapa minggu yg lepas kan, kat sini & sini. Ya the 7 winners nanti akan pergi bercuti ke their dream destinations and juga akan menjadi host their own vacation programme yeyyy!

So korang mesti nak kepoh tau sapa yang menang kan, I mean sapa yang dah dishortlistedkan to be the top 20 lah. Pas top 20 baru pergi ke final 7.

Well actually after over a month with over 3000 entries received, punyalah banyak ko! Aku ingatkan 100-200 orang je participate. So selepas beberapa minggu struggling reviewing the entries, finally the judges have shortlisted 20 contestants who were selected based on their story, outstanding personalities during the interviews and unique destinations chosen.

Congrates ek korang2 the Top 20. yang lagi 3000 lebih tidak terpilih jangan runsing, banyak lagi contest mastravel gak. So anw, dah namanya reality show kan, so kena la ade voting system, ini kita dah cakap awal2 masa promo Saya Nak Cuti. This time the finalist will be given a chance to write in their own blog and interact with viewers online through their microsite to garner votes.

Hak kita pulak sebagai pengundi, untuk vote sapa yang paling layak dan wajar menjadi the finalist 7 plak. Ye kuasa di tangan kita pembaca!

Kita berkuasa menentukan pemenang dengan 4 steps berikut:

•    Total ada 20 finalists – siapa yang selamat sampai minggu terakhir voting wajib menjadi the final 7, all depend on you you youuuuu!
•    Baca kisah mereka, tengok gambar2 mereka, and comments bout them too dan VOTE sekali per day sahaja. Kalau nak vote hari2 pun tak per, ikut sukahati hang lah yor.
•    Promote them in your blog, FB or spread the words to your frens, readers and families…..ask for their help to vote too!
•    Nak vote? Eh senang jer, pi kat sini SayaNakCuti

Here are the shortlisted 20 and their entries:

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1.    Name: Yusmal (nominated by her husband)

Age: 36
From: KL
To: Hanoi

A TV host who nominated his wife. His wife has always envied him his job so he wants to give her an opportunity to experience being a travel host.

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2. Name: Fizlah

Age: 45
From: KL
To: Phuket

A single mum wants to go scuba diving as a treat for herself

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3. Name: Luqman

Age: 25
From:KL
To: Manila

A government servant who doesn’t earn enough to travel but has always wanted to do so.

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4. Name: Sheela

Age:
From: KL
To: Manila

An aspiring student who wants to be an English teacher and winner of the ‘Carefree Queen’ contest.

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5. Name: Iskandar Rapek

Age:38
From: KL
To: Bali

He has had a streak of bad luck last year including being carjacked, robbed and injured. After all that, he wants to kick-start the new year with a holiday!

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6. Name: Melvin

Age: 26
From: Selangor
To: Yangon

City boy who LOVES underdeveloped nations. A telecommunications engineer at Motorola.

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7. Name: Sarah (nominating sister Syaza)

Age:24
From: KL
To: Ho Chi Minh

Nominating her sister, Syaza, 24 who suffers from rheumatoid arthritis and loves photography

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8. Name: Nur Fadhilah

Age:21
From: Melaka
To: Sandakan

Animal lover who is veterinarian for orangutans! Wants to go to Sandakan to see the monkeys in their natural state.

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9. Name: Siti Nur Aishah

Age: 26
From: Kedah
To: Kota Kinabalu

Best friend working in Sabah and wants to fulfill promise to climb Mt. Kinabalu together.  An industrial designer working on Proton engines.

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10. Name: Madina

Age: 31
Sex: F
From: KL
To: Ho Chi Minh

Of half-Vietnames parentage, she was born in Thailand before moving to Malaysia. Have never met her mother’s family back in Vietnam and would love to do so.

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11. Name: Alif

Age: 20
Sex: M
From: Selangor
To: Yogyakarta

A film student who volunteered with Red Cross in 2006 during the Yogyakarta earthquake. He wants to see the villages now to see if the efforts helped to alleviate their troubles.

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12. Name: Shahrom

Age: 30
Sex: M
From: KL
To: Cebu

An ex-musician who turned his life around after a pilgrimage to Mecca.

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13. Name: Juliana

Age: 31
Sex: F
From: Selangor
To: Bali

An English lecturer in University Sains. Adventurer. Akido blackbelt holder. Belly dancer and more. Would love to try horseback riding and bungee jumping in Bali.

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14. Name: Mariam

Age: 31
Sex: F
From: Selangor
To: Hanoi

The mastermind behind Bijou Bazaar who has not had a break for the past two years. She has been helping budding entrepreneurs make their dreams come true and would now like to make her own dream come true.

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15. Name: Azneal

Age 24
Sex: M
From: KL
To: Bali

A biologist who dreams of going to Bali to experience the adventures related to him by his late father. If he is selected, this will be his first time traveling on a plane.

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16. Name:Jamal
Age: 64
Sex: M
From: KL
To: Manila

A Scout Commissioner who collects scout paraphernalia wherever he visits. He would like to meet someone he helped out in Manila to see if she is ok.

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17. Name: Afandi

Age:35
Sex: M
From: Selangor
To: Tawau

A professional photographer who wants to rekindle his passion for beauty and nature through underwater photography in Tawau.

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18. Name: Kanmani (nominating friend, Vicky)

Age: 32
Sex: M
From: KL
To: Bali

Nominating his friend Vicky who was extremely close to his tour guide father, who passed away recently. Kanmani would like him to go to Bali to regain hope in his life.

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19. Name: Dahlia (nominating daughter)

Age: 50
Sex: F
From: Penang
To: Hanoi

She promised her daughter, 26 a trip to Hanoi if she scored a 4.0 GPA in her university exams. The daughter did and Dahlia hopes as a mother, she can fulfill her part of the deal.

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20. Name: Kamirol

Age: 25
Sex: M
From: Shah Alam
To: Bangkok

An Entrepreneur at 21, Engineering Student and all-round Achiever who works in the day and studies at night and really just needs a break.

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Sungguh aku dah tau sapa yang aku nak votekan. Tapi aku nak rahsiakan kalau tidak korang kan follow me to vote them plak. Baca kisah mereka, adakah mereka yang terlayak to go for their dream holiday and be in the running to become a host in Saya Nak Cuti programme by Malaysia Airlines.

So, spread the words to the world and start voting NOW!

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